unphh:

kuntsnuggles:

I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago

and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of who’s opinion i like

Sep 19th (+192680) via / source

icameas-roman:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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Sep 19th (+189674) via / source

superwholockgiraffe:

rhymewithrachel:

hellredsky:

baby-in-trenchcoat:

I saw this:

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And this was all I could think about:

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Excuse me sir. I’m the FBI, can I ask you some questions?

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well….

RACHEL YOU MADE IT SO MUCH BETTER.

Sep 19th (+41277) via / source

lindsay-got-lost-in-the-tardis:

anemicshoe:

not-burnie:

In case you needed proof that Peta is literal scum. 

Not to mention that in a 2010 inspection conducted by a VDACS veterinarian, it was discovered that 84 percent of the animals Peta took in were killed within 24 hours. [source]

A quick reminder that PETA is literal scum of the earth. 

Just want to make sure that everyone know that PETA is literal scum.

Sep 19th (+81344) via / source
Sep 19th (+98482) via / source

wordssetinstony:

disneyprincessanna:

joeycontemporary:

in case it hasn’t hit you yet: Tiana is the first Disney Princess from America.

Bitch, please 
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I can paint with all the colors of your ignorance

Sep 19th (+389514) via / source

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 
Sep 19th (+600924) via / source

deansass:

THE THIRD HOBBIT MOVIE IS COMING OUT IN THREE MONTHS I NEED TO HOARD SOME KLEENEX

Sep 19th (+93) via / source

lauraaan182:

Hahaha

Sep 19th (+6445) via / source

zedrin-maybe:

This comment wins

Sep 19th (+5232) via / source

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

I’m crying

Sep 19th (+40890) via / source

lilmissnayers:

moto-vet:

classof1999:

living-in-gmajor:

Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.

she knew what was up

Holy shit :O

😂

Sep 19th (+261395) via / source

morbitorium:

officialmillerhighlife:

everchanginghorizon:

Another species to be added to the ever-growing tick-list:

Africa’s Western Black Rhino has been officially declared EXTINCT. Poaching and lack of conservation have led the subspecies of black rhino to extermination, while the Northern White Rhino is ‘teetering on the brink of extinction’.

    Way to go, humanity.

what’s sad is hardly anyone fucking cares or wants to hear about it let alone talk about it

Wow

Sep 19th (+77277) via / source

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

Sep 19th (+59189) via / source
gen and jared’s new twitter icons
Sep 19th (+876) via / source